I’ve been making this recipe for years. It’s the best banana bread I’ve ever eaten. Continue reading “Banana Bread”
Warning: This Article Contains Spoilers for
Season 1 of Disenchantment
If you’re like me, you finished season 1 of Disenchantment as fast as possible… and maybe even re-watched it just to see how many things you could catch. I’m sure I probably haven’t caught all the clues, hints, and easter eggs there were to be found, but the ones that I have found point to some interesting possibilities. Let’s put on our tinfoil hats! Continue reading “Disenchantment: Season 1 Finale and Season 2 Theories”
Lately several of my sentences, when speaking to my wife, have started with “So there was this one part of Disenchantment that was really funny,” and have turned into “So there was a part of Disenchantment… no, wait, it’s really funny!” So I thought it would be a perfect subject to talk about. It was just released the Friday before last on the 17th and I could tell it was an adult-focused cartoon made by the same people who make The Simpsons and made Futurama, but I was hesitant to watch it because it seemed like it wouldn’t be appropriate for kids. I had no idea… Continue reading “Futurama Meets Game of Thrones: Netflix’s Disenchantment”
So the new trailer for the Venom movie came out on July 31st, and if you haven’t seen the new Venom movie trailer, go watch it now. It is absolutely sick (in a good way, if you’re into wet alien parasites talking about eating people). In fact, here’s the trailer, go ahead and watch it again even if you’ve already seen it. It’s just that cool. As of my posting this, the trailer already has 997,469 views on YouTube. Continue reading “We Are Venom: My Thoughts on the New Trailer”
Do you ever wonder about the ingredients in the sunscreens you’re using or putting on your children? Continue reading “DIY Sunscreen”
Okay, to clarify, there aren’t dozens of eggs in this, only two. I just thought the name was clever. If you want to eat five dozen eggs so you can be roughly the size of a barge go right ahead, but your farts will probably knock a buzzard off a $hit wagon. Continue reading “No One’s Jacked Like Gaston: My Weight Gainer Shake Recipe”
Who doesn’t love fresh baked bread? Simple yet wonderful, nothing says home like the smell of fresh baked bread.
WARNING: This story contains content that some may find distasteful, and will probably give you more information than you ever wanted to know about me.
Viewer discretion is advised.
Basically, I talk about my balls the entire time. You’ve been warned.
When I was a kid, I always thought it was odd that a neutered or spayed animal was labeled ‘fixed.’ The child of two hippies (of some kind or another), I felt this was outrageous and thought the label should be changed to ‘broken.’ Yeah, because animals aren’t driven by a biological need to reproduce, they’re just having babies because they’re in love, 10 year-old Me.
My wife was pregnant with our third, and her sixth child, a baby girl, and we knew if I didn’t get something disconnected downstairs we’d eventually have our own baseball team. If I recall correctly, her words were something along the lines of “You’re getting a vasectomy or you’re not touching me after she’s born, I’ll get pregnant again.” Continue reading “Getting Snipped: A Vasectomy Story”
Indoor plants beautify your home and serve as a living air purifier! I love knowing that I’m helping my family and the perfect way to do that is with this low maintenance plant the Pothos, aka Devil’s Ivy. Native to Malaysia, they prefer a warmer climate making it an ideal houseplant. Continue reading “Purify the Air in Your Home! The Perfect Plant Even if You Don’t Have a Green Thumb!”